Hillbilly Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, a couple decided that 11 was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his doctor and told
him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any
more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure
called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that
it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the
doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb
(fireworks are legal in Georgia), light
it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up
to his ear and count to 10.
The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the
smartest man in the world, but I don't see how
putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is
going to help me."
"Trust me, " said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it
in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and
began to count:
1
2
3
4
5
At which point he paused, placed the beer can
between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Kentucky,
Mississippi, and West Virginia.