Lame Joke du jour
A busload of politicians was driving down a country road. All of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree. An old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceded to bring out his backhoe, and bury the politicians. A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the wrecked bus, and asked the farmer where all the politicians had gone. The farmer announced that he had buried them. "Were they ALL dead?" asked the sheriff. "Well," the farmer replied, "Some of them SAID they weren't, but you know how those politicians lie . . ."